In the interest of keeping my Blog interesting, and light-hearted, I am posting this very funny email that my future sister-in-law, Katie (aka: sista-from-anotha-mista) sent me. It is hilarious. And scarily true. Read on, friends....
The Hormone Hostage
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
DANGEROUS:
SAFER:
SAFEST:
ULTRA SAFE:
What's for dinner?
Can I help you with dinner?
Where would you like to go for dinner?
Here, have some chocolate.
Are you wearing that?
Wow, you sure look good in brown!
WOW! Look at you!
Here, have some chocolate
What are you so worked up about?
Could we be overreacting?
Here's my paycheck.
Here, have some chocolate.
Should you be eating that?
You know, there are a lot of apples left.
Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
Here, have some chocolate.
What did you DO all day?
I hope you didn't over-do it today.
I've always loved you in that robe!
Here, have some more chocolate.
Ahhhhh....chocolate. Is there any problem it doesn't fix? I think not. :)
Friday, October 13, 2006
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1 comment:
mmm chocolate (homer drooling)
KT
Pictures are awesome. Just when I think you can't get anymore awesomer you do!(yes I said awesomer)
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